Strong arm tactic

Hugo Chavez must have read MM Lee's memoirs or something.

Not only has he set up the new Territorial Guards, he's now also in the process of coming up with a citizen's army to protect his country against a potential invasion by the US.

Why should the US do such a thing you ask? Because this guy is making life difficult for it, that's why. And you know how the US works. Either you're in or you're out.

If you say you're out, they'll invade you and guzzle all your oil.

Gulp gulp gulp.

Hope they choke on all that oil.